HAHAHAH OMG SOPHIE I’M DYING
Shit there goes my tea
Well, this is kind of embarrassing… surely this must have been done before, but I thought it was pretty funny not to post (mostly because it’s true)
Please forgive me for all the out-of-tune-ness going on everywhere.
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Shipping Anthem (Dido’s White Flag cover)
Lyrics:
I know you think that Johnlock’s unlikely,
And you tell me that
It’s just platonic and that they’re just good friends,
But where’s the sense in that?
I promise I’ll find all the homoerotic subtext
just to prove my point
And I will go down with this ship
‘Cause I think that John’s shagging Sherlock
Day and night I’ll post Johnlock on my dash
They’re in love; and always will be
I know that Molly’s a darling - she’s harmless,
But where’s the fun in that?
She dated Jim once and said that
She dumped him – I don’t believe in that
They’re still together sleeping with Moran
And I’m sure that that makes sense
I will go down with this ship
Molliarty is my Titanic
And I’ll ship Hooper with whomever I please:
Lestrade, Irene, Jim, or Sebastian…
And when they met,
Which I’m sure they did,
Mycroft and Greg
Both clearly hid
The desire for a romp
Yeah I’ve seen Maurice ( ? )
Now I can’t move on…
And I will go down with this ship
‘Cause I think that Greg’s shagging Mycroft
Day and night I’ll post Mystrade on my dash
They’re in love; and always will be
I will go down with this ship
Anderson and T-Rex are together
Doctor Watson is definitely bi
So I’ll also ship him with Mary
I will go down with this ship
And I’ve heard that even Moffat kind of ships it
Day and night I’ll post Johnlock on my dash
They’re in love; and always will be
Oh god this is so goooooood
Anthem of my life
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD BURDGE DREW IRENEi’ll have to draw her some more, so i can really get a design i’m satisfied with… but i think i’ll have fun in the process. c:
Steven Moffat (via relatedworlds)
Blatantly means he’s forgotten to think of a way to resolve Reichenbach.
(via iamthecakefairy)
Oh god you have no idea. I walked into school and we just stood there laughing at each otherbatman: wow gay
goatface: yup. so gay
batman: oh god help im drowning in gay!
goatface: it is overwhelming the ship!
batman: oh no the s.s. gayprn!
goatface: gayday! gayday
batman: sir. the gaydars are down. i repeat, the gaydars are down!
goatface: send the lifeboats! save the ponies!
batman: the ponies!!
(i was sniggering really loudly and getting weird looks from other people on the bus butt thats ok.)
o_o
that is a really attractive creation
wow ok i claim this fictional creation as my wife
If there was ever a time to create a baby from three males, now is the time. Science, you know what to do!
I…I…I…uh…oh god…just…wow. I just made the most indecent noise.
Ahem.
He’s actually quite attractive.
(Source: televisionismydivision)


